...why stop at SpongeBob? This could be sort of an, I dunno...bring it on...moment for the family values police.

So here are some other suspicious non-traditional tipoffs:

This Arthur guy seems to have a friend named Muffy, which is clearly a vaginal reference that any 3 year old would notice. Shameful.

The Berenstein Bears appear to be Jewish. Is that acknowleging the Christian majority in this country? Moreover, normal families don't live in trees, lessin' they are gay. And look at them here encouraging their children to cut work for fun.

Now tell me there are not some clear drug undertones in Boohbah. Upon seeing this show, there is little doubt that a 4 year old would feel compelled to contact his/her dealer.

Uh-oh, looks like there is some pro-immigration brainwashing underway too. Shouldn't they be training to build fine custom homes instead of playing music?

And isn't it high time we exposed Mr. McFeely for the pedophile he is? Where is he always rushing off to anyway?

And finally, I don't know a more gay show on TV than Reading Rainbow, for obvious reasons. And, LaVar, what is in that green sleeve to the left of your word games book?

Just doing my part to help out the traditional American family.